A Lesson in Self-Loathing

I don't like my life right now. My reasons are these:

• I can't make myself study as hard as necessary, which is hard.
  
• Hormones. Ugh. Hormones.
• I have not yet come to the realization that I am young and have time to figure out my life. In fact, recently having turned twenty-one, I feel old and unaccomplished.
  
• I've resigned myself to the fact that there is nothing in this world that I love enough to fashion into a career. Yet.
  
• The weather is ugly.
• My ankle has suffered a phantom injury.
• I've officially received my science degree, but I have not experienced the elation and excitement and pride and joy and opportunity to the extent I thought I would.
• I am extremely jealous of all those travelling this summer.
  
• I will likely end up a spinster.